With a little help from my friends

Last week my blog and many more blogs were hacked by what turned out to be Russian hacking system. They have different codes for hacking in Russia. Their hackers don't work for freedom of speech, they work for the Government.
I fumed, I cursed, I vowed revenge! I was going to break some fingers and toes!
But a ticket  to Russia is expensive and so is tracking down the hackers.
I decided to get even in a different way. I was considering doing a drawing of me in front of the computer, but that would have been boring.
So....





'HAHA! Hello' translation from Russian.

'Ha-ha! Weren't expecting us, were you?' translation from Russian.

I had no choice.

Soon, my island was gone.

Sad. But not for long!

My friends from Tulix came to rescue me!
And with a little help from my friends I got me a brand new improved island.
Next time Hackers decide to scratch their itch, they won't get off scott free.

'What the hell???' translation from Russian.

Thanks Tulix friends!
And all my other friends- I'M BACK!

Hallows eve

This Halloween I worked as a bouncer for my friend Jennifer Lester's Social Mess Insane Halloween Party.
(Oh come on. Who else would I be for Halloween?)

Everyone who wanted to go to that party, and believe me- there were thousands of people clamoring to get in- had to go through yours truly.
Two thousand tickets were presold months in advance and the rest, well, they had to deal with me! I had all the power in the world!

Okay, so not all the power. Before the party goers got to me, they had to go through security, ID check and the List check.
But I got to take their money ($35)and chat with them about their awesome costumes.

The price of a ticket might sound steep, but most people had no problem paying it. They were repeat offenders at this party and they knew J.L throws some fantastic parties. So the country might be full of jobless people, but even they know how to party!
(My favorite costumes were  - a  sexy polar bear, a smurf and Pipi Longstocking)
After about twenty Waldo's from Where is Waldo, walked in straight faced, I was accosted by  a little blue fairy. At least that's what I think she was supposed to be.

She said she only had $5.00 on her and that her friend in the party had the rest, she would just go in and bring it back to me.
Before I had the chance to stop her, she thrusted the money she had into my hand and made off.

Now, I know I am good, but I am not good enough to be able to spot a four foot blue fairy in a crowd of three thousand plus people.
I almost gave up, letting this one go, but then I counted the $3 she stuffed into my hand.
$3??? !@#$ That little blue twerp lied about that too!

It was on!
An hour later, while coming back from a bathroom brake, pushing my way through the crowd of, at this point very drunk, party goers, I spotted something blue quite low to the ground.
I couldn't believe my eyes, so I did a double take. Sure enough it was the Blue fairy partying it up with her fairy friends.
I did not waste any more time.

She looked at me as if she didn't know who I was.
'Yes?' she asked. 'Do I know you?' I believed for a moment she might have actually forgotten me. And that pissed me off even more.
'You owe me money,' I calmly responded.
'OMG! I was totally going to come back,' she stammered looking for help from her friends. None was forthcoming. They knew better.
'Come with me,' my voice was calm and collected, but my face did not let her for one moment think that she could escape again. If need be, she knew, I  would drag her off by her pretty wings.
"Here's the money! I swear I was going to come back!' she yelped.

It was $30.00. She still short changed me $2.00.

She had no more money. But it wasn't about the money by then. The Blue fairy had  thought she could escape the Devil.
Really. How childish. I detest  party crashers. My friend  and her friends went through a lot of trouble to set up thee best Halloween party in the city, and this person wanted to cheat them out of their hard earned money.  And most importantly, she thought  she could evade me? Child, please.
So I got even.

I danced all the way back to my post.
Payback - it gives me wings!